Very naughty office desks, faux wood and metal in Victoria, British Columbia for sale

This pair of desks had a torrid office love affair for several years against office policy. Several people in the office knew and took issue, mainly James and Daphne (since they took proper routes to seek consent for their office relationship and were denied, told that one of them would have to leave). For making things so tense and awkward for everyone, not to mention creating hostilities with James and Daphne, Alex and Kelly, having been found out, have been fired.
Naturally, they prefer to remain together but we understand if you deem them to be a problematic pairing.
They are $50 each.
Their measurements are 63" wide, 23" deep, and 31" high. The shelf on the front of the desk is 12" high. Solid. Have drawers.
Slight age spotting on each desk. Alex and Kelly spent a lot of time tanning together on the weekends. Tsk. Wear your sunscreen, kids!