FREE: A Really Crumby Dresser - Needs To Go ASAP in Victoria, British Columbia for sale

Bought it broken from some really crumby people. Yours for free.
What's broken:
1. The drawers themselves
2. The non-broken drawers comes off the rails a lot
What you could potentially do with it:
1. Smash it into the great abyss (destruction party [Office Space])
2. Fix it
3. Take all drawers out and voila! Free entertainment station or maybe even a special cat house. Ferret playground? (the options are literally endless)
4. Use it to find the people who originally owned it, get their address and trample their lawn.
Needs to be gone in a couple days. I can put it outside for you to retrieve when it is most convenient for you. Shoot me an email.
All the best