Good lord, what an insanely bodacious Snowboard Deal! in Victoria, British Columbia for sale

I know you can feel it in the air. The warm, sweaty sun has been hiding more and more often. At night, you may have to slip on more than just slippers. The windows are finally being closed, and you're trying to dig out your Fall coat because it can't almost be winter yet...can it?
IT CAN.
My friends, winter is upon us and you know what that means! SNOWBOARDING SEASON.
Yes Snowboards, the cooler, richer, more popular version of Skis permeate our delightful culture of the cold and I know you don't want to be left out in it (the cold, I mean). Cast aside any fears of NOT owning an awesome Snowboard and Snowboard boots, because here it is - THE best deal you'll find on UsedVic for a Snowboard in GREAT condition.
HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:
-K2 Satellite Snowboard
-Comes with LT40 Bindings
-Ride Snowboards 8.5 women's US Boots (Since you are an astute rider of the alpine type, you must know that snowboard boots fit differently than regular shoes, so this would work out to 9.5 women's regular shoe size)
-Firefly Snowboard Bag
Are you seeing our adorable cat? Because he would LOVE to come Snowboarding if he could. Sadly, he's an indoor cat and this winter, so are we. (The cat is not for sale) Capitalize on our failure to be rad and ride this Snowboard (with your cozy boots to boot!) to glory all winter long!