enormous "Pencil Cactus" -- read description in Victoria, British Columbia for sale

Okay! So I have this heckin' plentiful euphorbia tirucalli that I picked up outdoors in the summertime. Because of it's size, I assumed it already did/ could live outdoors all year round in Victoria's climate. (I'm new to this area, and to this plant--forgive me!)
Now that the nights have gotten cooler, it's gotten sadder (browning slightly in some of it's growth). So I've done some reading and have realized that my presumption was wrong -- it needs to be kept indoors once it gets cold. And I do not have indoor space to offer this lovely monster. So, it needs a tender home. Maybe yours?
*** This plant is highly toxic!!! To humans and animals. It emits a sticky white "sap" that causes irritation, blindness, the works.. to humans as well as our four legged friends. You will definitely encounter this sap in the moving process alone, and possibly in your home. So it needs to be moved (and loved) with care.
It's also heavy in all of it's towering, poisonous glory. You will need two people to move it.
!! If interested in caring for it, it's prefered that you text me. Or you can email me, I'm just far more likely to get your text first.
!! Please let me know that you've read my rambling ad and understand that this plant is as toxic as it is. Otherwise I won't respond to you -- I don't want to be responsible for anybody falling ill.
Free, but if you wanted to trade for any clippings or anything of plants you currently have, I would be really grateful! I'm also more prone to "to a good home" than "first come, first serve."
Lastly: these photos are before the browning after some time outside in the cold that has occured. But I'm confident the plant is still happy to be alive~