Most Comfortable Family Couch ever! (Come try it for yourself) in Victoria, British Columbia for sale

First, let me get this out of the way...This couch is by far the most comfortable couch I ever sat on. Sit on this couch and immediately you will feel relaxed and comforted! Come and try it to believe it. If you like soft comfy surfaces you will adore this couch!
I can't say I like sleeping on couches...Why would I say that because everybody knows that couches don't make good beds...or do they? This one is a sight to behold and even a delight to sleep on!!
You must think, if its so good, why is he selling it? Well, I am downsizing for a future move to a tiny place that cannot house it, so I have to let it go!
*Coming from a clean house that has NO pets, NO smoke, NO bugs, NO shoes inside.
*All pillows come with it!
*Wooden legs have been removed so the couch could fit through my unusual french doors. Its only four easy screws and I can reinstall them for you if you like once it goes again past the door.
*You need a truck or van. I only have a car so I can't deliver, sorry!