28" Samsung 1080p LED TV in Victoria, British Columbia for sale

This is the total package!
This showcase features:
- a gently used Samsung 28" 1080p LED Television*! Energy efficient, and perfect for the bedroom or home office for use as a computer monitor, this television provides perfect ease-of-use and features two hdmi ports and usb port. Since the current user takes great care of her things, the box and packaging are included! Purchased under a year ago, this TV still retails for $300.
Your gift with purchase includes not one, but TWO pounds of Whole Bean Starbucks Coffee and a pour-over brewing set (along with ~80 filters)! Watch the morning news from the comfort of your kitchen (you know you've always wanted a TV in there) as you sip a cup of freshly brewed joe. Or, use the TV as a monitor in your office and get those spreadsheets done quicker with the added comfort of gloriously hot and delicious caffeine!
Serious inquiries only--this is a serious ad!
Pick-up dates and times are as follows:
Tuesday after 9pm
Wednesday anytime
Thursday before noon, after 8pm.
*for the 90th time, it is not a Smart TV.